Off Topic The Burly Arms

Who the **** is Ben, you dirty bastard!

 

Hello mate loved your rant from last night fella, I thought I'm leaving II was on the cards

 

He does't have the nads.

 

I don't think I will be leaving on a permanent basis, but it is quite likely that I will be posting far less on this board.

The banter that I offer is clear not appreciated by this board, so there seems little point in persisting.

I may contribute some footy comments to the odd thread, every now and then, but I think I am going to stick mainly to the Spurs forum, where the idiots have restricted access, and where persistent harassment is stamped on.

I quite happy to leave this place to the Chuckle Gang.

Who knows, perhaps Bodi and NSIS are right, and that this place will be better without the banter? We can only give it a try.

 

I wouldn't bank on that

 

Ok mate, I'll see you the Spuds board every now and then.

Your wum mastery won't be missed, but your constant **** ups defo will

 

You're still annoyed because I humiliated you, and confirmed - once and for all - my wum superiority over you.

You're finished on this site, mate (in wum terms).

 

On a side note, may I ask who "the cage-fighting pikey" is?

I've just seen this reference in the tags.

 

I understand why you need to believe that mate.

 

Kustard the plastic manc Brummie, with the intelligence of a garden shed

 

Even Kustard could outwit HIAG ...

 

It's fact, mate.

Whatever happens on this board - whether or not it is permitted to be taken downhill - it is now part of the Legend of this board what happened with you and 667.

I can see why you need to get rid of me. It's so that you can, over time, reinvent the story in a way that doesn't have you coming out as a laughingstock.

But, people know what happened. They will never forget what happened.

 

You were clocked on day one you dozy twonk

 

He wouldn't outwit 667.

But 667 did outwit you.

 

You have to believe that. It's the centre-stone of your reinvention.

But it isn't true. We both know that.

 

I thought he changed his name?

 

I know you desperately need to believe that, it's the only thing you've got to cling onto, but unfortunately for you, you were clocked from day one.
You weren't even aware that you'd been sprung mate, the details that were shared after that, will have you hopping when you find out

 

That's a shame that you're not leaving because people were starting to get upbeat about it. Your particular spew is not banter though Saints is it but it's nice after six years of having your arse handed back you've actually twigged what everybody was thinking.

Ps. Don't slam the door on the way out.

 

It's fine mate, I understand why you need to create this narrative for yourself

 

Had guy measuring up for carpets and wood flooring here this morning already #expensive

Having **** before decorating another room.