BBC Sport Transfer Day Thread

They're just saying that the odds on Charlie Adam joining Man Utd have plummetted to 1/4

Chuck Adam going to Man Utd and Ace McPhud having a job!

It's all too much for my ticker!

 

Very little happening with celtic and rangers.

Boring transfer window.

 

I can seeing us getting somebody in late on with Beattie's wages being freed up.

For the bookies to slash their odds to 1/4, that means there are people with inside knowledge pumpin their wedge on Adam.

Ach well, it would boost our take from the sell on

 

That's a good point, about the sell on.

Charlie Adam must think he's in a dream world.

 

It's us that are in a dream world. I shouldn't tell you this but Computer hacker Nev has been contacted by underground freedom fighters who explain that reality as he understands it is actually a complex computer simulation called Not606. Created by a malevolent Artificial Intelligence, Not606 hides the truth from humanity, allowing us to live a convincing, simulated life while machines grow and harvest us to use as an ongoing energy source. The leader of the freedom fighters, Malteser, believes Nev is "The One" who will lead humanity to freedom and overthrow the machines. Together with Muir, Nev and Malteser will fight against the machine's enslavement of humanity until Nev begins to believe and accept his role as "The One".

 

You're a weirdo.

 

Aye, but it's the only thing I'm good at.

 

Is that really ML's work building in your avatar?

 

It is.

 

You're scary.

 

I haven't worked out which window he sits at yet but I'll get there.

 

LMFAO I have every confidence you will too.

 

ML isnt good enough to get an office with a window.

 

Live updates every second here.

 

Man Utd have matched Liverpool's £10m bid for Adam.

 

Where does it say that?

 

It might be someone mischief making. I read it on anothe forum and it's now saying Barca have also matched it.

Sorry.

 

Got my hopes up there.

 

Diouf to Rangers