''That Awkward Moment''

That's a classic faux pas although I usually just as when is the baby due

 

funniest was at the maternity hospital. was sitting waiting for a car with my brother

some fat bird walked in from outside, having gone for a ***, in her pyjamas
this old irish lass said kindly 'whens yours due love'

fookin had it this morning ya cheeky kunt, was the reply

 

That awkward moment when your missus catches horsing her suade sofa

 

Another awkward moment is when you have a messy **** at work and realise there is no toilet paper and have to waddle to the next cubicle with your pants round the ankles

 

Done that before.

 

Last year I told my 5 year old cousin that her 8 month old sister was "evil" and should be called "Damien". Cue floods of tears and two insulted, angry parents.

 

I have my 2 year old niece convinced that her mum is pregnant with a ostrich.

 

You're sick.

 

we convinced my 5 year old nephew that

mama was dead

and

daddy was a terrorist

 

Are you Irish?

 

QUOTE=Viking Erik;1058783]Are you Irish?[/QUOTE]

I'm Irish but my mama is alive

 

ironically

NO