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Tips / Bets Scarlett Johanson Wearing a strap on.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Would ye?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Picked "Tips/Bets" as topic type because "tips/shafts" not available.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    I'm still considering my answer .....
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe I should have included a *ahem* poll.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Would you keep it anonymous ? otherwise people will end up shafted.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    With a strap on I'd have thought that was the game? <whistle>
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Mind you that would be some prostrate massage. <laugh>
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Would the strap on be borrowed from Mrs Hiags collection?

    If you answer 'aye' im answering 'nah'.
     
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  9. SpursDisciple

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    And if it's not?
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    See piskies first answer.<laugh>.
     
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  11. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Borrow Skiddy's strap-on?
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Of course, I'd do her up the starfish you stupid Sherman knobrash
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Yes...why not...so long as she lets me have a Spliff at the same time.

    We can call it a Spliff roast.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    My strap on would be you, thick with little penetration. :)
     
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  15. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Yes
     
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  16. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    She gonna want me to do a reach-around tug on the strap or something while I'm smashing her back doors in?
     
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    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    So you agree that you need to use a strap-on. Just confirms what we all suspected.<sorry>
     
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    ah wid <ok>
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Read again thicko, my strap on 'would be' seems my answer was spot on.:)
     
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  20. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Now, now, no need to get your knickers in a twist. Everyone will think you've got the painters in.
     
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