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I'm off! - 2017

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, May 16, 2017.

  1. Stan

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    Holy **** Batman!

    Additional characteristics may include:

    • Exhibitionist behavior
    • Constant seeking of reassurance or approval
    • Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval
    • Pride of own personality and unwillingness to change, viewing any change as a threat
    • Inappropriately seductive appearance or behavior of a sexual nature
    • Using somatic symptoms (of physical illness) to garner attention
    • A need to be the center of attention
    • Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ...

    If you knew anything about football .. which you don't of course.... you'd know that Leicester City were outside of the Prem until 2014 and that what you were doing on the general Prem board or on the Arsenal board in 2011 onwards would have been of no interest to me or Leicester fans in the slightest <doh> ...

    Although once we had been promoted and started posting on here, it took little or no time to suss out that you were the forum's prize twat ... as my post above has proven and as you have now confirmed by your unbelievable ranty melt about the fact that your latest sock antics were obvious and outed from the outset ...

    Must try harder Quents :cool: ....Unbelievable <rofl>
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Well he certainly like to wave his tiny dodger about on public transport which in my view clinches the deal. <ok>
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <rofl> <rofl> <rofl>
     
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  5. No one did make the connection on day one. After about three days, I started to get bored and so began to up the ante, at which point a couple of clever souls (definitely not you, mate) began to express their suspicions, but it was mainly brushed aside. Bodi, for example, expressly stated that 667 should be given the benefit of the doubt.

    It wasn't until I ramped the ante up so high that a comatose bat would have seen through my (by now) thinly-veiled disguise, did people begin to have serious doubts; and, even then, it wasn't until brb had spent hours doing his research and made the all-important connection to blow the lid off my subterfuge, did you all start to say, "Yeah, well, we all knew it was HIAG!"
     
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  6. Stan

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    Yes dear, you were very good in your play. Now fetch mummy another glass of sherry.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    More a case of Third Rate Wum Disorder
    T Tedious
    H High self opinion
    I Irrational
    R Raucous
    D Desperate
    R Recalcitrant
    A Abhorrent
    T Turgid
    E Egotistical
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ...

    You really are deluded ... with the possible exception of Piskie (sorry buddy <laugh>) I suspect that just about every single one of the regulars on here suspected that the newly 'avid poster' that appeared almost immediately after you were banned was you ... ya daft melt <rofl> ... what you failed to see... as usual... was that it was very funny just to sit back and watch you wriggling and squirming in your most unsubtle attempts at subterfuge <laugh>

    Netted? ... you were hooked, reeled in, landed, dispatched and then turned into cheap end of the range fish cakes before anybody had chance to whip up a batch of tartare sauce ...<laugh>

    ... and now you're crying again <wah>

    :cool:
     
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  9. Tobes

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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> Even SD was wumming HIAG.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    I had him clocked. I PM'd him on day one and he said that he thought 'HIAG is hilarous'. A dead giveaway.
     
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  12. Nice try, mate.

    You know what to do...

    fishing net.jpg
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    The net of defeat <laugh>

    SD had you clocked and pretended he didn't know either. I just wish brb had let a bit more rope out for you, as your meltdown would have been even funnier.

    The threats of legal action and claims that changing your avatar would be 'illegal' was funny though, job done :)
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

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    Don't you drag me in, I was enjoying the show.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Sorry mate, I won't mention the fact that you were wumming HIAG again <ok>
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hi Al :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    Just re-read this. HIAG to a ****ing T <laugh>

    Anyway, has he left again ?
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    PISKIE's having withdrawals.
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    I am like.

    Lacazette has just scored his debut goal for Arsenal, it took him 15 mins of his Arsenal career to get on the scoresheet. And I want to know where HIAG is so that I can call WFU on his claim that Lacazette is going to be a flop <ok>
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    Not that i think he's going to fail but i would hardly count scoring in friendlies a counter to flop... even kezman scored in like every friendly for us and we all know how that turned out
     
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