What GC users should be called...

Did ye aye ? Send me pic of your titd to prove it

 

On its way xx

 

I forgot about hock too

 

I remember the wee things. Canny mind what I was doing an hour ago but I remember hock too

 

Course you do. It's not everyday a handsome **** like me spits at ya

 

Wee things like fabio's wee tiddler.

 

How do you know it's wee, ya dirty old man?

 

Beeling cos the auld **** had been getting knocked back for years then a good looking young stallion steals his burd.

 

But aye, it is wee

 

You stole fuddy??

 

He washes hair for a livin. I wid imagine his small size makes him attractive to his anal community.

Am not judging! These are just physical facts.

 

Damn ****in right am ****in furious. I got beat by a hairdresser. ooh-err!

 

The thing that annoys me most in that post is that you think I wash hair, how insulting. Am the main attraction in my shop mate, i do the cutting.

 

Monaco's baby must be a right cheeky monkey now is he ? <bandit>

 

You do the cutting?

So you're the overly confident **** that hands out insults to people?

*cutting remarks - I really shouldny have to explain my jokes

 

It was the confidence that helped me steal your burd.

Probably yer ****e jokes that made her keep rejecting you, among other things obviously.

 

You really don't have to be so cutting.

Yeah, Tina knocked me back for years.

And years.

And years.

And years.

And my bruised and battered ego had to live with that when a gay young pup nipped in and shagged her.

Who am I kidding? I don't have an ego.

 

Nobody's shagged me since Errol Flynn was a boy.

 

No surprised. Av seen yer photies.

 

Dev should be called...Toby's bitch.