Ha! Fooled ye! My scrupulously clean bellend disny have any! Hah! Havin said that I don't know who the joke is on now.
Haha I go missing for about 2 or 3 years and come back for an ol look and all the same *****s still on here typing piss. God I've missed this place
Not true. Am as miserable and lost as ER havin a pot noodle dinner with just the kitchen sink for company. Difference is, am still alive
Well that's an awful way to find out the news. Godspeed ER chokey **** ... or just choked on yesterday's left over noodles
He died face doon in the Fairy Liquid residue of his pot noodle breakfast by all accounts. Personally, I don't believe it. I think he made it all the way to a Mug Shots chicken n' bacon at 2pm. Last year.