We all know how much you all love the Premiership's most successful captain ever. So post your thoughts here. I'll start: JT has scored more goals for Chelsea than Andres Iniesta has scored for Barcelona. Or another example.... JT has racially abused more ............... You get the drift!
My bad ... the thread title had me thinking it was a thread in praise of the penis ... oh but wait!!!
True story, I was nearly named John (after my Dad) Thomas (after my Grandad) until another family member told my folks what it meant.