So do I........but that doesn't mean his absence wasn't felt. What guy wouldn't miss their dick if they were separated from it
It was a passable imitation as part of an overall piss-take, but otherwise very crude - certainly not a patch on the original. It was a shame that the wag who perpetrated the jape had to beg brb for his very existence on this site, and expose us all to his humiliation.
If you can prevent yourself from being the victim, calling the old bill and letting brb make you cry, you could actually make it as a wum. I'd like to see you put a bit more effort in this time. Take it as a friendly nudge from Piskie
I know, it was desperate and sad to have to beg like that. What an idiot I suppose we'll never know who it was.
I thought Hoddle is a Gob was a big improvement actually. But then the bar was set pretty low I suppose.
I can see what you're doing mate, but I'm telling you I'm going straight! I'm busy at the moment, but later, I will be going round and collecting all my landing nets from around the wum-bank to stop you ****ers from leaping into them! My fishing days are over.
There you go! Leaping right into my biggest landing net! Well, you'll have to stay there for a while, Pix! I'm busy all day, mate, and then I have a business meeting early evening. You'll be flip-flopping for a few hours, I'm afraid.
People pointing out that you act like a victim isn't fishing mate. It's just people pointing out that you act like a victim I'd like to see you put a bit more effort in to hold back the tears when you get rinsed the next time
Talking of "rinsings," mate, you will have noted that Harry Kane has won yet another Golden Boot, the second in successive seasons. I have amended my signature.
goodbye HIAG, can't be bothered to read through 18 pages, i am going to assume you are leaving like to post tile suggests.
You're **** at fishing mate. This is what I mean, you claim that you're too busy with 'business meetings', yet here you still are blubbing about people laughing at you