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I'm off! - 2017

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, May 16, 2017.

  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    So do I........but that doesn't mean his absence wasn't felt.
    What guy wouldn't miss their dick if they were separated from it :p
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    I thought Hoddle is a Gob was an upgrade. Whoever that was.
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Luv thinks he is A dick, you think he's your dick <yikes>
     
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  4. Yeah, I knew you didn't want to miss out on the hugs!

    Come here ffs!
    <hug>
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    He is all our dicks.
    Lets see how many times we can say dick on one page of the thread



    dick.
     
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  6. It was a passable imitation as part of an overall piss-take, but otherwise very crude - certainly not a patch on the original.

    It was a shame that the wag who perpetrated the jape had to beg brb for his very existence on this site, and expose us all to his humiliation.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If you can prevent yourself from being the victim, calling the old bill and letting brb make you cry, you could actually make it as a wum.
    I'd like to see you put a bit more effort in this time. Take it as a friendly nudge from Piskie :)
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    I know, it was desperate and sad to have to beg like that. What an idiot I suppose we'll never know who it was.
     
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  9. <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    I thought Hoddle is a Gob was a big improvement actually.

    But then the bar was set pretty low I suppose.
     
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  11. <laugh>
    I can see what you're doing mate, but I'm telling you I'm going straight!

    I'm busy at the moment, but later, I will be going round and collecting all my landing nets from around the wum-bank to stop you ****ers from leaping into them! My fishing days are over.
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    It's a good job you're retiring from fishing

    You were **** at it :)
     
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  13. There you go! Leaping right into my biggest landing net!

    Well, you'll have to stay there for a while, Pix! I'm busy all day, mate, and then I have a business meeting early evening. You'll be flip-flopping for a few hours, I'm afraid.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    People pointing out that you act like a victim isn't fishing mate.
    It's just people pointing out that you act like a victim

    I'd like to see you put a bit more effort in to hold back the tears when you get rinsed the next time :)
     
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  15. Talking of "rinsings," mate, you will have noted that Harry Kane has won yet another Golden Boot, the second in successive seasons.

    I have amended my signature.
     
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  16. enigma

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    goodbye HIAG, can't be bothered to read through 18 pages, i am going to assume you are leaving like to post tile suggests.
     
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  17. @PISKIE

    Hey, mate! You've got company! Look who's leaped into landing net!
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    You're **** at fishing mate.

    This is what I mean, you claim that you're too busy with 'business meetings', yet here you still are blubbing about people laughing at you :)
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    That 'Harry Lame' comment really did come back to haunt you <rofl>
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    bottled it I'm afraid

    #bottler
     
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