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I'm off! - 2017

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, May 16, 2017.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I like that. <ok>


    It's funny, as I get older, my mouth can tolerate hotter and hotter foods but my butt has a lower and lower tolerance for hot food.
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    If you ate through your arse you could probably spit fire.
     
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    And fart in Technicolor....
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I know it's not what you were talking about, but your comment gave me a vision of a dragon that expels fire out it's anus instead of it's mouth. What would such a creature be called? A Drag'bum?
     
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    Put the bog paper in the fridge before you go to bed! <ok>
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    HIAG if you're reading this I've started a global petition for you. Just check the other thread <ok>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^ It's true love :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  9. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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  10. PINKIE

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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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  12. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I hope that now you've been re-instated by brb that you're going to stick to this ^ mate?
     
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    The problem with that is HIAG will write a wum thread, say 'no wumming' at the bottom and then cry like a bitch when people rip him to shreds.

    Sounds like fun :)
     
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  14. <laugh>
    Go on, Pix! Admit it... you missed me, didn't you?
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It was nice to have a few days break from your 'I'm so needy' threads, but I see you're back now. So I'm looking forward to some more piss taking
    <smooch>
     
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  16. Things can get heated on this board. Harsh words can be written down in haste. What we felt yesterday isn't always what we feel today. How dull would life be if we all kept strictly to our word, Tobias? None of us want that, mate.
     
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  17. That's the spirit! Now, come here ffs!
    <hug>
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I still think you're a dick. <whistle>
     
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  19. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    As much as I hated the cross thread bickering (which wasn't all down to HIAG), this site does miss HIAG when he is absent.
    Normally thats because he makes everything about him, but thats by the by.

    Welcome Back HIAG!
     
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