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Whale Spunk Again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jobby Funbags, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    I know, I know - another whale spunk article.

    Apparently, you **** a whale using a cow's vag filled with hot water and Tommy Lee is beeling about it

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    http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2010/12/****ing-whale-rocker-tommy-lee-is-angry.html

    The orca that killed its trainer, apparently, was ****ed in this fashion and Tommy Lee believes that might be part of the reason he killed his trainer.

    Cross-species domestic **** abuse - there's no excuse.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 15, 2011
  2. User Deleted

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    the very first line of this article made me smirk
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm no David Attenborough, but I suspect there may be a clue in the name:

    The KILLER whale that KILLED its trainer is also known to have KILLED 2 other people. Could it be that KILLING is in the KILLER whale's nature?
     
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  4. alwaysright

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    I'd like the negative returned please - this was one of me at the pool on holiday - It's just as well I didn't have an erection at the time !
     
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  5. Erik

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    That's a Killer Whale. Killer Whales are Dolphins. Dolphins are 'Toothed Whales'.

    PARADOX
     
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  6. Jobby Funbags

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    Nope - it's cos he was ****ed by humans.

    No whale klunge = pissed off whale <grr>
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Im assuming the whale ****ing operation is carried out from a tug boat ?
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    <laugh>

    Have some virtual rep.
     
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  9. Jobby Funbags

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    bump - there's some awful threads about today - people signing for Barnet and folk ganging up on Toby.

    Surely, there's more fun to be had from whale spunk <whalefacials>
     
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  12. Erik

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    YeOldeBlueGas - I was about to post the same thing. <laugh>
     
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    :emoticon-0115-
    That`s the bird I pulled on holiday:emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    gas, Aug 15, 2011
  14. Jobby Funbags

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    Is that two gay whales attempting to "dock"?
     
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    Looks like a whale trying to rape a giant squid, not that I would know <whistle>
     
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    Ah, this answers my question on the previous whale sperm article. The things you learn everyday...
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

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    This is a thread of total genius.

    Be proud.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 15, 2011

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