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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No, because I'm not going to give out her personal details online. Even if I did something like download a photo and then upload it anonymously you could do a reverse image search to find her.
     
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  2. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Sorry to keep putting you through the wringer of emotions, but on this day in 2013, Jamie Carragher played his final game for Liverpool against QPR.
    Typically, he kept a clean sheet in a 1-0 victory for the Reds.
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    Jamie Carragher is given a guard of honour before the Barclays Premier League match between Liverpool and Queens Park Rangers at Anfield. (Photo: Photo by John Powell/Liverpool FC via Getty Images)
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Nearly scored a screamer as well from what I remember. Smashed the woodwork with long range strike!
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ask her if her ****'s vertical or horizontal <laugh>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can provide tutorials..........................at a price <laugh>
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <yikes>

    I don't believe I know the rest of this story.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Really... On here earlier. The short version is: he got caught by FBI responding to Craigslist ad for a "mother" (FBI agent) who was looking for someone to teach her 12 yo how to have sex. During their correspondence he said he had had sex with a 8 and 10 yo previously and described in detail what he said he did with them.

    He's looking at a possible 10 year mandatory sentence.
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Just plead guilty and save the lawyer fees.

    If the house is paid up the only people affected is kids not getting college paid in some future poinr.
     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <yikes>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <yikes>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Mobile???
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Mobile???
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    How about a stick figure drawing?

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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Feature wall (eldests room) complete...

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    ... just needs a new carpet now :)
     
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    It'll give him nightmares.


    Not the carpet....
     
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  17. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Was my initial thoughts tbh but he loves Star Wars and it's what he asked for so...

    I prefer the second borns pick; Hulk/Avengers...
     
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  18. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    This is the advertising picture...

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    ... will post a proper one once I've done it
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nah. When you're a teenager and bring a girl home, a Star Wars room is going to be mildly less embarrassing than a super hero room.
     
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  20. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Girls tend to hate both don't they? Other option was football which wouldn't be much better
     
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