Me and a couple of mates went to the Capital for a day sesH and it was a great day out. Funniest moment of the day was when we were heading home, we got the the train station and bumped into a total jakey. The guy was ****in' honkin'. Looked at him and one of his eyes were going to the shop, the other was coming back with the change. He also had a big stick, so it became apparent that he was blind. He said to us - ''Lads, could you tell me where I am?'' I replied - ''Aye mate, yer in Waverley Train Station'' . . . He then said - ''Aww fir **** sake, a thought a was in Argos!'' BELTER!!
You lost all credibility here. No one from fife has mates, they only socialise with their own family to avoid expanding their gene pool.
****s. It's not as bad as Edinburgh. There's too much hippie student dicks. Especially at the time of the festival. About 100 people had gathered to watch some guy blow up balloons
Aye, I went to the fringe last year. ****ing ****s need to get a grip of themselves. Running about dressed like fannies trying to convince you their minimalist dance troup is "really something special" No, actually you're a stupid prick who needs to take a long look in the mirror before you leave the house in the morning.
Did you see any straight people while you were there? I've heard that they exist but I reckon some folk talk a lot of bollocks. Straight people from Edinburgh, indeed
What was worse was the train home was full of windae lickers. Aye, it was going through Fife but it was ending up in Dundee so that's the only reasonable explanation. One guy started telling me about an act he'd seen. He was trying to describe a comedian that didn't sound funny in the slightest
