That awkward moment when you have to drug your kids so you can enjoy an undisturbed evening meal with your mates...then one of the little ****ers dies on you.
Oh yeah... how does that one go? In fact, no, don't tell me, this vein on the side of my head might just explode.
The truth is everybody's going to hurt you, you've got to find the one that's worth suffering for. Something along those lines.