Chris Waddle

I decided yesterday afternoon to watch the match back from Sat and to my shock Chris Waddle still has a job at ESPN, how is this possible the man cant speak properly and get the most simple words wrong.

The main 2 issues with his commentry, who the hell are 'Arzel' and for a former player of ours he is the most anti newcastle commentator out there, At one stage Saylor wins a header from RvP and all he kept spouting was if he had been a second later there that would have surely been a 'pelanty' to 'Arzel', not what a great bit of defending.

 

I reckon he defo has 'pelanty' issues. I wonder why? Supposedly Carew can't say it properly either!

 

Perhaps he has 'pelanty' of issues because he's an 'Arzel'.

I was at a football academy many, many moons ago and Sir Bobby, Glenn Hoddle and Waddle were there.

Bobby gave me an award and congratulated me. Hoddle then agreed to have his picture taken with me for the local paper but Waddle buggered off before he was supposed to award prizes to the group of kids he was mentoring.

 

He is a mackem, thats why he doesn't like us!!!

 

I can sense some real anger OT. I suggest a strongly worded letter accompanied by a highlight reel of his career. Just have his pelanty miss and subsequent tears on a loop. Its petty but trust me you'll feel better.

 

He's a Sunderland supporter who grew up in Wardley, my ma went to school with him and reckons he was quite quiet, not too clever and a proper scruff.

He's a truly awful pundit like, had to endure a couple of games in Vegas last year with his drivel somewhat ruining the overall experience.

 

Dirty monkey mackem, oh to have heard his commentary of the 5-1 massacre.

 

This is what happens to Geordies when they try to lose their local accents...................

Chris Waddle
Robson Green
Gazza

 

Steve Bruce!

 

Steve Bruce...............good one!
Sting.........another.

 

Mackem or not, you'd think after all his years in the game the dumb **** would be able to say PENALTY by now!

 

Here we go for another season!

 

Not a footballing one but Alexander Armstrong.

 

I watched it back too and I'm sure he said there was a well timed tackle by Rosicky but he just didn't get the ball. Surely not that well timed then? He also obsesses about pace and last season he was constantly complaining about the high defensive line despite our defence catching the most opponents offside all season.

 

how about good old Rowan Atkinson

but i learned from the excellant commentary from chris tht centre forward demba ba actually was a accomplished left sided winger at west ham, looks like we got our scouting wrong :-(

 

Always preferred Pedro anyway.

 

Didn't he mention that he thought Ba was a left winger and why was pardew not playing him there

 

Chris Waddle all ways slags us off all the time . Has dune for years now . He is on of the big`s p----s on tv .

 

He's a stupid mackem who can't speak properly, just like Michael Gray, lots of them on the telly at the minute for some reason.

 

Louise Taylor's a **** as well. As is Martin Samuel, who won an award in it.