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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 16, 2017.

  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Not fussy then
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You and @Spurlock can both **** off. I said I was having a big fat greasy kebab on post #10
    Amanda Holden is mine first.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Naaah
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Mate given a choice of eating and then ****ing AH hot pussy OR eating some greasy kebab made of meat of unknown providence (cat), you would choose the later !

    Seriously ? Even Spurlock would rather go sloppy seconds after me than eat a kebab, and he ain't fussy
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    We could spitroast her - pussy or arse first
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    :emoticon-0112-wonde


    Pussy
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    If her nose his running it will be because I have completely filled her up by the time you lads get round there ... tilt her upside down for half an hour and you're good to go .. :)
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Did you **** one of her Ears?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Meh. Amanda Holden is beneath my usual pull
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ...all four... the two on her head and the two with the fur around them :)
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You ****ed over her? ... I did her furry doughnut mate ... does that make us blood brothers? :)
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nah. She's beneath me. Only a 9.5/10 tops.

    Even my turds get better pussy. Catherine Zeta Jones once gave my spent diahrrea oral.


    / HIAG left me his tendancy for unbelievable bragging in his last will and testament.
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Hiag never bragged about anything that he couldn't back up - given enough time for the evidence to be posted to him
     
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  14. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Steak egg and chips on a pizza with a side of mixed grill and a crate of Peroni to wash it down with.

    Do we get puddings too? If so, chocolate fudge brownie with hot chocolate sauce and ice cream on the side.
     
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  15. gooner4ever

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    you greedy ****


    no puddings allowed
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Here's proof. She left me a signed photo.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Was she good?
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    No just infected.:)
     
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  19. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    She made entrapment, and Mask of Zorro watchable because of dat ass!
    Infact she has made all her films watchable, because they are all ****.....except traffic, which is a good film.
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I was talking about AH's pussy ...
     
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