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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 16, 2017.

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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    The only part of her that hasn't had a nip and tuck, it'll be like a badly packed kebab
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    What a terrible picture to paint <laugh>
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    All them Fannies you could choose from in a make belief situation and you still go for that Cum bucket
     
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    Spurlock, May 17, 2017
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  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Indeed she's had more hands up her than Sooty.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Mind you I think Fosse is no stranger to a fish supper. <whistle>
     
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  6. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Filbs mate you've just brought a whole new meaning to the term "dirty doner"!
     
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  7. Hoddle Is A Gob

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    PISKIE would be eating humble pie after I had tied him in him with my wum mastery.
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Your HIAG impression is a little too good, Luv <laugh>
    It's worrying
     
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  9. Hoddle Is A Gob

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    Lets not start this again I'm not Saints or luv. Please adjust your internet browser.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Set 2 off the breakfast menu at the Broadway Caff up the road. Still haven't tried it yet. 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 3 rashers, bubble, beans, black pudding, mushrooms, tomatoes, fried slice.

    To drink - cup of hemlock. ****em, they'll find me dead in my cell, no ****'s killing me in front of all their mates <peacedove>
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I've given this a bit of thought and it was between a full english and a roast sunday dinner but I've opted for the latter.

    A mix of meats so maybe a carvery? I'd have to have beef, pork and lamb in this case. Loads of crackling on the side, a yorkshire and a jug of gravy.

    I'd need cabbage, roast potatoes, carrots and broccoli as the veg, got to be healthy despite the impending death.

    I'd have a gallon jug of a fine ale to wash the bastard down and then die a (relatively) happy man.

    I'd have had lager with the full English, Benidorm style. Not that I've ever been there.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Bod, get rid of that ****ing annoying bitch from your sig.

    Please.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can't put my finger on why, but I reckon I wouldn't be that hungry.

    That's why I opted for a Snickers.

    I can always eat a Snickers.
     
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  14. Hoddle Is A Gob

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    You should watch the blood sugar levels Terence.
     
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    The leg of my last victim.
     
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  16. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I would still
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    She calls you "Premature Spurtlock" ...do you have history? :)
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Me too
     
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  19. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    You would have to follow me as I said it first

    sloppy seconds ?
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Fine
     
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