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''That Awkward Moment''

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Aug 15, 2011.

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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    You see a lot of these quotes on Facebook, someone will post ''That awkward moment...'' and then go on to describe a moment that wasn't really awkward at all.

    I was wondering what were the best ones you've seen?

    I seen this at the weekend - ''That awkward moment when Maurice Edu is your only passing option'' <laugh>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Aug 15, 2011
  2. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    I once shat me pants walking home from the pub, now that was an awkward moment.
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Aug 15, 2011
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I had an awkward moment when I had to choose between shafting Tina or a dead tortoise.

    The tortoise was great.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 15, 2011
  5. Tina_old

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    I once walked by my then boyfriend's best pal while I was out with another guy.

    True story.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 15, 2011
  6. Somerset_Scouse

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    You had a boyfriend? you mean you wern't on an internet forum?
     
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    Somerset_Scouse, Aug 15, 2011

  7. Somerset_Scouse

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    oh and ' that awkward moment when your with MC hammer and he won't let you touch anything'
     
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    Somerset_Scouse, Aug 15, 2011
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    He had a white stick and bigger tits though.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 15, 2011
  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That awkward moment getting caught ****ing into your girlfriend's sister's knicker drawer...
     
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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Aren't you dead yet?
     
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  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    No he didn't. He had oodles of money and loved me deeply.

    I broke his heart.

    So get it up ye.
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 15, 2011
  12. Somerset_Scouse

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    No not yet reckon I got a good 50 years left in me aswell <ok>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How deep ...
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    All the way up to her tonsils.
     
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  15. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    That awkward moment when you make eye conact with a dog (Tina) when it's doing a ****.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Facebook really annoys me most of the time. I don't know why I even go on there on the rare occasions I do. One particular aspect that irritates me is the use of these mantras that virtually every bird on there has on their profile. One is by Marilyn Monroe and is something like "if a man can't put up with me at my my worst, then he doesn't deserve me at my best. Sad bitches.
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Baw deep? Is that what you were looking for, you filthy degenerate <grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 15, 2011
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    The ****ting game's for grown ups.

    <ok>
     
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    Tina_old, Aug 15, 2011
  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Why thank you ...

    <ok>
     
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  20. Jobby Funbags

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    One man's bawdeep is another man's helmet deep <ok>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 15, 2011
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