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Match Day Thread Vs Boro (H)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Zanjinho, May 14, 2017.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Regarding chicken or egg, anyway you look at it, egg comes before chickens. Even if you discount all species prior to chicken, the organism starts with the very first bird that contains the correct mutations today we call it a chicken. That first chicken was from an egg. The egg was there before the chicken. The egg may have been layed by a proto-chicken instead of a chicken, but that egg predates the chicken.

    Journalist was being sensationalist trying to make a claim the science doesn't support.

    Regarding quote I was being facetious, I'm fully aware of the proverb. You're making a mole out of this.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Nobody but cool hand luke counts eggs!

    you count chickens before they hatch is a projection of future earnings.... if you are only interested in eggs you already have then and can sell them.

    Counting chickens refers to future possibilities, ergo people counting boro as a win are counting the points before the occur.

    peopel saying we have 73 points would be like you and your egg counting fetish
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thank you Charles ****ing Darwin <laugh>
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Counting eggs is a lot easier than counting chickens though.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not if the chickens are stapled to the floor <ok>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    battery hens..


    as in assault and battery but the sounds of it.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Indeed.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's what I power my car with. It's a Caterhen 7.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Good thing is, those ones are as light as a feather as well. Good for the cluck-tch
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes. Have to watch my speed in it so I don't run a fowl of the law.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Another pun-net fest :)

    I hope people get that one.
     
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    Cock.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If you have your capon you should take it off and bow.
     
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    <wah> I can't coop with these bad puns
     
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    Chicken.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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    We could do with a match thread for the Boro game on here.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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