Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

Superb

 

That should be it.

If we keep going, we should get a couple more.

 

Dele Alli is the salami in a Chris Smalling-Eric Bailly sandwich, which earns Spurs a free-kick...

I am dreading the fanfiction of this...

 

Harry Kane you (equally) beautiful man!

 

Gary Neville continuing his lovefest with Spurs under Pochettino.
Quicker, fitter and better than Man Utd.

Mourinho's distracted by other things though, to be fair.

 

Really want see this out in style. Got to keep at it and not sit back. It was always going to be a day to remember but it could be better than we could ever have imagined.

 

Kane's always going to shoot there, but he should've found the overlap.

 

Kane should've released that.

 

I've been subjecting the United board's matchday thread to a little bit of mastery of the art.

I think they appreciate my skills.

 

Sheringham, Ginola, Davids and Berbatov. They were alright, weren't they?

 

Dimitars' a vampire, Dimitar's a vampire !!!

 

Handball by Rooney. Running out of chances.

 

How many does he get exactly???

 

England captain? All of the chances.

 

Blind runs straight into Trippier, there. No idea where he is, I don't think.

 

We going to concede fewer goals than anyone else in the prem. We have now scored 73. Chelski have 76. Scousers have 75. Could be highest scorers as well.

 

Herrera and Mkhitaryan coming on? I'm genuinely surprised by that.

 

Neville says Trippier throws himself to the floor! **** off!!!

 

Tuanzebe and Lingard removed? Thought Rooney would be one of them.

 

I wonder if Carrick will stay on the pitch after? As much right as Berbatov.