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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    My family know I smoke weed, they do too (except the kids). My kids will when they get older....

    I blame the heritage and genes of the mother <rofl>
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Usually a good time to bring up old problems...distract her...instigate fallout...have Sunday to yourself
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    My family know..i just like to deny the intesity of it...and yeah yeah...heritage of mother or not, your kids would be chongers lol
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Then she'll move it to a Tuesday as that's my day off. She knows me far too well for my liking!
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Sorry bro..you seem like a lost cause.
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    I try not to use the car as it does linger. But for emergencies only it's ok. I just park away from everyone else and hot box the whole carpark by blowing it right out the window.
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    <laugh>

    I think I need to get some more 'excuses' but the danger is I could do something that is an instant '**** off for good now Rob'.
     
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    You won't be hard to spot driving home, you'll be the one doing 25 mph and gripping the wheel like a vice. I could never drive after a smoke, bad paranoia
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    I don't get paranoia, luckily. Know plenty of people that have stop smoking due to that though.

    I'll be chucking the UP! around like a go-kart after a couple of pipes.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    worst thing is when you are in a queue on a gradient...wooooaw..dizzy ****...handbrake has to come up.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    Just tried my homebrew. I'm a happy man.

    @Stan
     
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  12. Stan

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    You'll be ****ting your innards out in a couple of hours.
     
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    Daammnn I need to lose some weight or is it middle age?

    I don't just get out if bed, I put my feet on the floor, contemplate then stand up and am no stoned etc
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    Its an adjustment brudda.

    Get yourself active...i get that feeling too.

    Here's hoping Ramadan can bring some much needed discipline into my routines <ok>
     
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    Love Ramadan but a bit nervous this time. Not been good with hunger recently

    Always put weight on too
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    It's that late night munching that does it. Cant afford to think like that when you hit your 40's.

    Nervous too, no doubt Summer will come around the same time and blow all my patience out of the water.
     
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    Yeah don't play well when hungry and thirsty. Was worse when I smoked

    Think will make the mosque and my bedroom my sanctuary for the kids sake
     
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    Some cnuts never learn ...just finished a bottle of Estrella in the garden and have now cracked open another pesky Guinness that I must have overlooked yesterday ...got a nice bottle of Claret for later that should guarantee that the Spartans can resume manoeuvres in my bonce when Iwake up tomorrow... :)
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    <laugh>
     
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