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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Perhaps the kid will let you have a go at one of his or her more complicated ones now ... :)
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Polishing off last nights butter chicken masala. <cheers>
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Skiddy only got a like because I'm fackin hungry!
     
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  4. Spurlock

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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    That'll be the munchies.;)
     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    Looks more like the aftermath
     
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  7. Chief

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    At the juniors rugby presentation day. Uber milf watch. Shades on.

    Had a depressing 18 holes this morning, will drown my sorrows in San Miguel and silently weep.
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    That's the one I'm going to do at mine (but the standard lager version). Can't find how strong it is though? I'll probably add some extra ethanol to boost the ****er. If it's under 5% I'm not really a fan tbh.
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    I've got another U8 footie tournament tomorrow, 3rd one in 4 weeks!

    I'll be taking a very similar approach to you mate <ok>
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us.....
    And Everyday i worry all day......about whats waiting in the bushes of love....
    Coz somethings waiting in the bushes for us......
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Have another oxycontin mate!
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Well, seven pints of San Miguel in the lovely May sun sorted me right out. It's like the Stella of back in the day.

    I think.
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    I've been down my local all afternoon drinking San Miguel, it's the only premium lager they do and it's grown on me. Had 5 or 6 and a couple of double rums.

    Gonna have a spliff and probably fall asleep.

    Lovely sunny day though and my local has a lovely decked out front garden with loads of greenery planted. It's always a good afternoon down there, nice food for pub grub too.

    My lad loves it down there as there's always kids in the garden on a nice day, so I get peace and quiet while I consume alcohol. Decent.
     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Working all day today, good day for my business <ok> Back in time to see Arsenal out thug Stoke and score 4 against the dirty ****s, whilst the missus cooked some Teryaki Salmon and told me what a great husband I am, which gave me a sense of over inflated smugness.

    Got the little un bathed, in bed, read a story about the Octonauts and the giant Squid, little now asleep and I'm on the Asahi Japanese lager and about to check out some tunes. Happy Days :)
     
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  15. Chief

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    We had U8's presentation at one and U11's at, well you'd think three right? (every half hour )
    No, half five, because some of them had some district comp **** or other.

    This = four hour wait between the two.

    Which itself = multiple pints of strong continental lager while grinning inanely through inscrutable sunglass lenses at beautiful milfs with fabulous arses.

    Apart from the **** golf this morning, it has been a good day.
     
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  16. Chief

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    I've got the gentleman's yearly lunch for the football juniors I coach tomorrow.

    Which = more of the same, except I'll be wearing a blazer probably.

    Minus the Mum's. <wah>

    <ok>
     
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    I drink it here sometimes.

    €2 pint in a local bar!..:biggrin:
     
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    2 nights on the spin getting in at this time, ****ing disgusting
     
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    Probably too hungover to run.
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    It's £3.90 in my local <wah>
     
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