Are you sure Matthew? .. if your current predicament is like that bloke in Life On Mars or the fit bird in Ashes to Ashes and this is the only way you can communicate withe the present day world ... just say ... we know you are likely being watched so we'll need a code word or phrase ... I'm going to suggest "Boring Portugese Bus Driver" because noboy where you are now will know what we mean... or just how boring he can be .... OK?
Glad I didn't bother going, the away leg was a much better performance. Bricking it at the end, but job done. Ajax won't be easy, the young kid Dolberg's scoring for fun, linked with a summer move to Liverpool apparently.
Not going to happen son I'm going rub you nose in the **** so much you'll be able to clean your teeth via your arsehole.