Now you're crying I'm taking it too far No it's not, it's just the ability to mix up skits in quick succession without having to resort to the same tired material, teaching you a thing of too here, pay attention at a the back.
You keep nibbling with the other two stooges. All I did was come on here for a genuine chat and a bit of light hearted leg pulling but you always have a mini meltdown around me. And others it seems. Cannot stand the heat Bri----- don't pop on a chef's hat. Stick to the microwave.
But i'm not having a meltdown. What it is is you've given it and got it back, and now you're crying on like a little bitch. I'm not complaining about your conduct, I'm taking the piss out of it. Always the same with you. Cry meltdown when the banter comes back, if you can't take it go back to your own board, otherwise stop crying and try something original, not piss-take that Albert made up for you 5 years ago. You've got nowt fresh of your own, that's what it is, you haven't mentioned the football in ages, so easily led off to have the piss taken out of you. You're no longer making fun of the relegation Sammy, you're moaning about other things. So who is really having the meltdown? All I've done is divert you from the only banter you've got to hurt us. Job done. It's been easy too.
When we signed him I was like wtf? I saw him as a cart horse and as being unfashionable. When he played he did a job for us and performed really well. Check out his goals record. What I am saying is you will need to pack out your squad with experienced war horses and he is the type of guy who can still do a job for the next two years. Plus he is comfortable in several different systems.
Some of us are simply capable of more than a sentence of text. I can't spell for **** and my grammar is all to cock, that's my dyslexia, but I still love words and intend to articulate the best i can. Nothing more than that I assure you. I could type for Britain. I'm a long winded **** no matter which end I'm talking out of.