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  1. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    Top 5 away days since promotion

    1) Madrid (If you ever get the chance to see your team abroad, take it).
    2) Porto (****e result but a right laugh. Excellent city)
    3) Newcastle (First weekend top of the league, also Vardy 10th goal).
    4) United (Day before we won the League)
    5) Liverpool NYD (Great night out and we came back from 2-0 down. This low down because of the intense hangover).
     
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    The most important element of blues guitar is firstly knowing how and when to switch between major and minor pentatonic. The major and minor scales are important too. As is knowing how to combine them.

    He only time I generally go away from those scales is if there's a call to play something more Latino - like Santana. Then I like to mix harmonic minor with penatonic minor. Gives that sound nicely.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Top 5 Sandwiches

    Roast Pork & stuffing
    Bacon
    Cumberland sausage
    Roast chicken & mayo
    Mature Cheddar and chutney
     
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  4. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Top 5 ciders

    1. Sherston Scorcher
    2. Addlestones
    3. Merrydown Silver Label (only Silver Label, none of the others come close)
    4.Thatchers Single Variety - Katy
    5. White Lightning and Pernod - there is nothing quite like it.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Hips and thighs are nice too.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Top 5 surf spots I've ridden

    1. The Rincon
    2. Malibu
    3. Imsouane
    4. Sidi ifni
    5. Steamer Lane
     
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  7. AKCJ

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    There's a brewery near me that makes Rutland Cider. It's still and it knocks your head clean off. Tastes like the best apple juice you've ever had but it's about 9%. Can easily forget you're drinking alcohol til you start swaying <laugh>
     
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    Had a few scrumpies like that, back in the day.

    Brain damage some of them...
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Top 5 anagrams for Derek Asamoah

    Ashamed Korea
    A soaked Harem
    Sea Hoke Drama
    Smear head oak.
    Make Hare Soda
     
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    Best post yet.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @luvgonzo

    Top 5 farm animals to bang


    Sheep
    Goats
    Pigs
    Dogs
    Ducks

    / Cows too tricky
     
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    Best action shots

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    If you can get up a duck, no wonder you swerve a cow
     
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    Top 5 favourite countries I've visited;

    1. Fiji
    2. Turkey
    3. Germany
    4. Australia
    5. United States
     
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    Just realised I forgot to wum the Arsenal fans.

    I'll go with this as number 6.

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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ducks are for oral. The necks are good for deep throating.

    Just a shame giraffes arnt farm animals.
     
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    <ok>

    fixed
     
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    We won't be seeing Arsenal/4th memes for a few seasons I reckon.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Top 5 ****s in football

    5) Diouf
    4) Fellaini
    3) Ronaldo
    2) Mourinho
    1) Pulis
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Adam Johnson?
    Redknapp?
     
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