Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

Box to box midfielder.

 

Dorty ****..

 

Boro relegated....to be honest, I'd like to see all three North East clubs in the Premier League, fighting for honours.

But as much as I'd like to see it, it isn't going to happen

 

I'd like to see a ****ing horse stick one on you, you ****ing limped wristed half ****er..

Fancy forgetting me you ****ing slug..

grrrrr..

 

I thought you were someone else, mate

 

haha cool..

Come down to York sometime, we can frolic around the Castle, pull some birds, get pissed, jump in the Ouse and you can say, yeah that's the mackem **** that lives in York, hoo har..

 

Hey, nite nite mate, got a girl to see too and an early start..

Forgiven..

 

I've been loads of times Joe, love the place. Absolute belter of a place.

 

The reason we are not invading your board is because if anyone dares to speak common sense they are banned , it is a world of make believe where the truth is decided by majority vote

 

The truth is it's the same regime and the bedsheets will be out by Xmas

 

****ing idiots the lot of you

 

Well I enjoyed my liver & bacon today.
Night all.
xcx

 

xcx?

Is that secret code for something sinister?

 

It would appear you're vexed. Is that because the lads on the Sunderland board also think you are a boring tw@t.

 

Coming from a proven liar that really means a lot

 

Haha, lol, can you take the old **** back please?

 

errrrrrr - No!

 

NO and NO , you only want to break my heart again,the liver is bad enough

 

It'd be confusing being your biographer and trying to work out which quotes are actually yours.