Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

This has been doing the rounds on facebook..Very funny..

 

Aw Stooey dont be like that. I love you, im sure we can work it out.

A bit neck on (tongues allowed) and a gobble behind your tractor, we'll be best buddies.

What'da reckon bud?

 

I'd love to watch Dianne Abbott in an 8ft deep pool with an anvil strapped to her feet.

 

Wouldn't she drown?

 

How did your weekend in Newcastle go, Tel?

 

pmsl

 

Hopefully.

 

She's quite a source of amusement, say 143% of the population.

 

Haha mate, you are ****ing hilarious, wow, can't keep up with a dude like you..

FFs man, wow, forums were mean't for guys like you, Ross Geller eat your ****ing heart out..

Dorty is in town..

 

Can't ****ing remember pal

Top night actually.

 

Where did you get to?

 

Did ya see chippys ma on the corner selling her rat?

 

Hope you've been for a checkup Tel

 

Can't remember half of them, ended up in House of Smiths or something, that wasn't very good but from what I remember the other bars were decent.

One beginning with a V I think with a tidy beer garden full of top snatch.

 

Rummaging through your shed probably..

 

Brilliant mate, nice one

 

fuk's sake man