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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Give your brother back his whistle!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    we dont seem to be compatable
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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    It's not you, it's me!
     
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  4. Didley Squat

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    I invented, it's not you it's me'!!!!
     
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  5. San Diego

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    "I killed him and now I'm going to feed him to the pigs"
     
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    I must have been confused when The dentist said sit still open wide it's just a little prick
     
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  7. San Diego

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    Billy and Dave stood there, mouths wide open in astonishment at the man with the wheelbarrow's admittance of murder.
     
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    For god's sake keep the noise down !
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Make up your mind, you either stay or go!
     
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    Something funny!






    I just wanted to post something funny:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  11. San Diego

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    "Do either of you have a problem?"
    "The pigs are very hungry"
     
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  12. Didley Squat

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    It Time!
     
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  13. San Diego

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    "I ain't seen nuffin'" they both said in unison
     
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    Get your hand off my wife's knee, you bounder!
     
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    has anyone seen my wheelbarrow
     
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  16. San Diego

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    "That's what I thought"
    "Now if you don't mind, I'm kind of busy here" said the man with the wheelbarrow in a way that wasn't directly threatening, but you could tell he wasn't messing around.
     
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    Stop touching it Arnold, or it will drop off!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    facebook dosent seem like a waste of time
    maybe i should join
     
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    Any more than two shakes is a wannk!
     
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    Dave and Billy walked away towards the pub, swearing to each other that they would never mention this to anyone
     
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