Signs of growing old

Specs, keys, wallets tools, pens, single gloves and socks all take the ****ing piss as young older. They hide on purpose and then jump to the first place you looked for them.

 

Bloody he'll I've had that problem all my life.
I must have been old a long time ago.

 

Yep do that too. The lightings romantic Chazz, the mrs says if it's me and her, no it's not I can't see a ****ing thing that's written.

 

Why can't they just print it bigger and cut some of the bullshit poetic description.

 

I've done Yorkshire 3 peaks and coming down was always harder then going up.

When doing some research on national 3 peaks I came across the pure 3 peaks. Which is the national 3 but you cycle between peaks. You must be mental to try that.

When you did 3 peaks was it an organised one or did you just do it yourself. When looking the organised ones seem quite expensive

 

Going out straight from city yesterday , only lasting till midnight yet still unable to get up and already contemplating what time I can go to bed tonight ... That's a sign

 

I did it last year and was when I realised I was getting old. Pulled my groin on the first peak (Penyghent) so every step afterwards was agony. I'd have pulled out but I know my daughter would have done the same, so had to carry on. We said we'd do a charity challenge every year after that. She seems to have forgotten and I aren't going to remind her.

 

It was an organised event for charity, in that there were time keepers etc, but I don't remember it costing much. We drove ourselves and arranged everything ourselves including accommodation, just logged in at the start and finish of each mountain.
We started discussing it and aiming to do it in 24 hours which was a bronze medal I think, with 10 hours driving. And then the rules changed for the driving having to take 11 hours ( there's a minimum time driving between so you can't speed to make it easier, so regardless of when you get there you can't set off until the driving time they allow, if you get there later it's tough that time counts)
We ended up stupidly going for a gold which I think was under 20 hours
Actually looking back we must have done it in 19-45...I must have mentally taken the hour off they made us drive extra!

 

Saying you feel old because you only just managed to go up and down three mountains sounds like a humblebrag.


(ElTigre is envious really)

 

I hope you enjoyed your Happy Meal?

 

But

But least Dove House did.

 

A barber would not understand the nuances needed to keep his hair 'just so' ... http://www.coloradoan.com/story/min...ay-hair-trend-puts-bold-twist-aging/91608178/

 

A pic of askewshair has just been released. No ordinary barber will do.

 

I'm trying to train by eye brow hair up onto my head, as they are growing like hell.

 

I do a similar bit of "topiary" with my nose and ear hair.

 

I really don't understand ear hair. Why? Why when you get older? It makes no ****ing sense, none at all.
What do you need it for?

 

Pardon?

 

I've just been bought a bottle of Gin with spicy Indian flavours.
It looks quite expensive.
Have you 2 Gin experts tried it before.

 

A name would help? Is it Ophir