Off Topic The Burly Arms

Nice, enjoy.

I'll probably be on tomorrow at some point. I'll give you shout if I am

 

Yes do mate, im usually on around 10pm normally

 

What the blazes is BF1 ?

 

Best razor etc to shave your balls for Friday?

 

Had a day at Alton Towers with the offspring...I'm happy carrying the bag nowadays.....rides give me a funny stomach and headache....came home blazed up, headache gone...amazing.

Now for a take away

 

I.live near Alton towers

Should have come round to some HMC halal fried chicken from chunky chicken

 

Maybe not the best brand...but certainly a fresh razor...feels great afterwards.

Tip of the day.....do not apply aftershave

 

Should have said earlier..no point offering me the world now bro

 

What am I doing .... I'm screaming MY FUKIN HEAD OFF . There's only one Leon Britton ...

 

When we first heard about having to shave the balls we made it our mission to tell all the newbies to get some old spice to stop itching lol

 

Man you never said you would be in my manor or else could have got the barbie out and blazed the zoot

 

I don't have a steady hand with the gun...I'm like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas...my lad plays multi team stuff online with his mates...he's good at that stuff.

 

I was going to ask you but I couldn't remember your name

 

So do I, do you get free tickets?

 

I could/can or for £10 etc depending whonis around at any given time

I get those no waiting passes too

 

I'm in one of those world food smorgasbord type places with my sons and his mates.

It's safe to say it's the worst restaurant I have ever been to in my entire life, anywhere in the world. That I can remember anyway.

It's ****ing ****e. If I don't have the ****s tomorrow it will be an utter miracle.

 

When we first heard? Your mission? Was you in the Bible?

 

What type of food do they serve?

 

Mosque