Signs of growing old

I have had a right good giggle at some of these posts.. I'm 54 .. so clarify for the losing ones marbles club. Perfect example the other week .. travelling from Grimsby to Hull to see my beloved mother along the A180 when an article came on radio about City .. mind starts wandering .. before I knew it I'm approaching the turn off to fkn Scunthorpe having missed the turn off to the Humber bridge by some distance ..

 

With those symptoms I think you should see a doctor.

 

Now that's a great one.

 

There isnt any in Anlaby

 

Maybe you don't have enough off at the hairdressers. Looking in the mirror should be enough to know when you last went

 

And yet ask me City's team in 2008 play off final and I could reel it off.

 

Seemingly (according to google) apart from the one at 1B Wilson St. To be fair, the name could be confusing, as it's called "The Barber's Shop".

 

When you start wearing a jacket for a night round town , used to have to be minus 10 to even consider it , now anything below 15 degrees , the jacket is on .... Comfort first

 

Do the quiz in pub. Really good all four of us on answering questions. Then when we leave one blank, we'll come back to that..
Literally one more question and none of us can remember what the previous question was

 

Sitting out in the cold on surveillance at the Allams won't have helped.

 

I think you're right, I'm at that midpoint. I need to start having a number 1. Thing is I was on holiday two weeks ago and I'm trying to remember if I was telling her about it or where we were going! I'd told that many people about it, I was boring myself so avoided it, but I also did that in the build up to the holiday.

 

When I realised I was turning into my dad , when I actually used the phrase , get this light off , it's like Blackpool illuminations in here

 

Who's Alan?

 

Sitting down to have a piss? 65 tomorrow and can't think of a single thing to recommend it, except getting a small deposit in the bank once a month.

 

I'm 52, but I'm not sure if my brain is deteriorating as lv'e always done **** like that. I was asked my date of birth when I was maybe 25 and I couldn't think.

28,09,64 I said. It's actually the 26th.

52. Now I look at that number... Kinell.

 

signs of a midlife crisis!
just buy a motorbike and have done with it.

EDIT: already been suggested

 

Absolutely.
I also occasionally spook myself. After a heavy night, I look in the mirror and see my dad. He passed away 3 years ago.

 

Yep use that all the time with my daughters.

 

I may actually give that a try ( I cant go back can I?)

 

You read my similar comment and then you forgot about it.