General Election 8th June

Oh please dad

 

Nup

 

I said disabled.

 

*No

 

Me neither

 

In Greece 23% of adults are unemployed with 60% youth unemployment.
Like Scotland but with nice weather and nice architecture.

 

Weather is lovely up here Si. Taps aff day today.

 

Bit choppy in East Anglia haven't ventured out yet.

 

Not a cloud in the sky in Costa del Lanarkshire my peely wally pal.

 

It'll be raining blue Tennants by lunchtime. Better put your waterproof sporran on.

 

That was a corker Archie

 

^^^^You see the damage drugs do kiddies?

Just say No

 

We're ****ed. Welcome to the 1930's. It's that time again! We're massively over populated and well overdue a ****ing good cull. The world has lost its mind and if you're Center Left, Left or even just have a brain and a ****ing conscience then you're on the losing side. You're obsolete like TAB Clear, VHS or ****ing UKIP.

Labour spent a decade telling us to be all politically correct and inclusive. It was a propaganda campaign if you like, taught in schools, reflected in TV dramas blah blah blah. You know the type of ****e, some **** calls his teacher a dyke in Grange Hill and there's a half an hour explanation about why it's wrong.

Now I'm not into government meddling on social issues but on this one Labour were absolutely right. The younger generation have been told for the last 20 years to respect people, faiths, cultures and sexuality. Basically, to not be a ****.

Now I'm fully aware that some of the younger ones think there's 567 different ****ing genders, they have a god given right to be offended and that they can't eat fish for fear of upsetting a pond, and believe me these ****s don't help. They're an easy ****ing target for the right. They literally are ****ing snow flakes who need a safe space and they let us all down.

I digress. It took 20 ****ing years to reach a maturity in which we afforded each other basic pleasantries but its only taken the last 7 to undo it all.

True to form the Tories took over in 2010 and planted the seeds of hate and division, by spunking it directly into the eyes of the masses via **** rags like The Daily Mail and The Scum. We're alright jack. **** the poor they're just scroungers etc etc.

Being a prick became the norm, hell, even ****ing trendy. That venomous vulcan faced **** Hopkins and others made careers out of it, and modern day 'let's exploit the poor', cheap to make dick head fodder circus shows, saturate the Channel 5 schedule like piss on the back seat of a Saturday night taxi in Blackpool.

It's been normalised now. People ask 'Why can't I say ***got or paki? Its PC gone mad, they're just words' With zero understanding of why we ruled out those horrendous dehumanising terms in the first place.

What do you expect when the media is dominated by rent a gobs saying we should sink boats filled with kids or political leaders stood in front of ****ing replica Nazi era posters?

The rise of the far right is spreading like a cancer but this is nothing new. We've seen it all before.

So expect more hate, more tyrants and plenty of ****ing nukes. There's no point in fighting it anymore. No point screaming alone at a million sieg heiling ****s. We've lost this one, it's ****ing over.

The only thing left to do is mock them relentlessly. That way you can be really ****ing smug in the seconds before we're ironically obliterated by a rogue US nuke destined for North Korea, and in that split second between your watch welding itself to your wrist and you being vapourised, you can smile and say "I ****ing told you so."

Malcolm Tucker.

 

^^^ absolute pish of the highest order imo

 

Eloquent pish though.

 

Dr who has a slave girl now just saying.

 

She's his intern.

 

The thick of it hasn't been on for ages and I believe Malcolm Tucker was based on Aleister Campbell.

 

Je think. I thought it was pretty accurate tbphijhhnk

 

If you are content with it then I am content for you. It's pish imo though.