Sunderland

Nice sales pitch.
Levy offers one slightly used Sissoko and a youth player that we don't really want. Deal?

 

Bouncy bouncy.

 

whey i suppose the mackems went down faster than jordans knickers in her prime ..

 

Wow mate.

That really told them

 

Six figs? Is that all... Even I wouldn't play for that. Although I don't like fruit.

And they say footballers nowadays are greedy.

 

Matth change your top you smelly bastard

 

I do change my tops Big Spaz you bellend.

 

A fine start to a sunny Friday Matthew...peace and goodwill to all men eh?

 

Peace oot

 

Keeping Moyes and selling Defoe

 

You only changed your top because I said something

You did 3 videos in 3 days with the same top on. Smelly bastard

 

Matth bought a new top but had to sell his two bed flat in Sunderland to fund it.

 

Even I can buy your ****hole of a ground

 

Basil, you dopey ****. That's thousands of square metres in W12. Unless you've got several millions in the bank, in which case you'd have bought up every property in Sunderland with pocket change, that's not the case.

 

Pretty sure those tops are standard prison issue.

 

That part of London is only worth a fiver. It's a dump with getos around it

 

Genius work, Basil.

 

Matth is sponsored by Lonsadale you cheap skate bastards. He's got more tops than Sports Direct.

@BIG BAZ suck on that bitch.