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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Enricky.

    Enricky. Well-Known Member
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    Probably hungry #fatty
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Miss the penis? Goingto sew the thumb over the zanjina?
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    nah it's his new dildo
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The #zangina must be pretty tight then for a thumb to satisfy it.


    #zingywould
     
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    #earlydays
     
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  6. Zanjinho

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    Took a glass door and surround out yesterday. When clearing up, I picked one of the heavy bits of wood up and it all had glass in.

    Tore the joint of my thumb to bits. Could clearly see all the way around the tendon <laugh>

    Was told not to do any heavy work for 7-10 days but got home and ripped a kitchen cupboard out; got my cooker being delivered & fitted today and it wouldn't have fit in the gap otherwise (going to be fitting a new kitchen in time)
     
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  7. Zanjinho

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    Ah, the infamous Not606 humour. So poor since my posting levels dropped. However, at least Milk comes up with the occasional belter...


    ...<laugh>
     
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    Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher speaks of his pride after son James signs youth contract with Wigan
    • Jamie Carragher's son James has signed a youth contract with Wigan
    • Liverpool legend spoke of his pride after revealing move on Instagram
    • The Sportsmail columnist posted a picture of the youngster signing deal
    • Carragher enjoyed a trophy-laden career at Anfield before retiring in 2013
    Former England and Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher has spoken of his pride after his son James signed a youth contract with Wigan.
    Carragher made over 500 Premier League appearances for the Anfield outfit before hanging up his boots in 2013 — and his son is on course to follow in his footsteps.
    The Sportsmail columnist posted a picture of the delighted youngster signing academy terms on his Instagram account.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My eldest daughter says he's a little ****. She should know. She's taught him <laugh>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    we dumped him... so i reckon what you just said is one of the reasons why.
     
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    You need to show some respect at least for Jamie if not for his son !.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He brought him up <whistle>
     
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    Why ... because he's a ****ing footballer ?? <laugh>

    Or because he's one of the big modern players for LFC ?? Even then, if he's a knobhead and training his son to be one then that should get called out
     
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    RHC fuc**** respects no one<laugh>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Oh yes I do <ok>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    PS. That's the first time I've ever seen you swear <yikes>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    If rhcs daughter says hes a little **** then he probably is one.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>

    She phoned me while we were both on our way to work this morning. I was a little worried when I saw it was her as she doesn't normally call at 7.30 am. She said "It's Friday, it's sunny and I'm listening to Steely Dan, so I just wanted to tell you I love you". I felt very humble <laugh>
     
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    Is that the one Zingy is in love with?:laugh::laugh::lipsrsealed:.
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    You've seen the films haven't you RHC......
     
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