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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    He'll be back. Once he has thought of a reasonable excuse.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm going for :

    1. He never claimed he saw Ox and Walcott play in he first team but instead in the youth team (although that still doesn't tally with his dates)

    2 . He's been misrepresented and @The Liebherr Legacy is making it all up.

    3. He was just fishing and made a **** of himself purely to try and wind people up (despite everybody laughing at his **** up)

    @Hoddle Is A God
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Anybody seen HIAG since #saintsSTgate erupted ?


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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    3 is odds on.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's the usual excuse when he's been rinsed. Can't wait to see what bollocks he comes out with this time :)


    #saintsSTgate
     
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  6. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Hiag has gone on urgent business to Moscow, or was it Las Vegas California

    nope I remember - he has another voucher for 10% off at Harvester, and is taking his 2 kids aged 6,10,and 14 in his wife's car that is newly bought back from the people that bought it from his company when he didn't want it as he was getting a Mercedes key ring, and they are celebrating his 75th birthday as he went to Cambridge College in the 60's where he watched Jimmy Greaves make his debut for Chelsea at home at WHL. In the 90's he also watched an 8 year old Oxlaide Chamberlin play for Saints alongside Walcott as he had a season ticket for Southampton for 3 years whilst also maintaining a ST at Spurs despite never going as he has no time what with his photography; rock band practice and gigging whilst trying to fend off the groupies; land broker and property magnate; jail gaol nightclub proprietor; helicopter pilot to his seaside mansion with no internet; and multi city marathon running despite being crippled with hamstrung achiles.
    have I missed anything out ?
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yes plenty. HIAG is also a Boxer, Referee, Helicopter pilot, Harvard Lecturer and Welcher.

    The last bit is true .....
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    The Radio silence is deafening...and rather telling ... :)
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Not been online properly last day or so....plus spent my time abusing Sol Campbell when i did.

    ST gate this time? What does Hiag have to do in this task?

    dont get it, it's not even International weekend..suppose the jungle does as the jungle wishes, there's no stopping what cant be stopped, no killing what cant be killed and she rules over us..driving us nuts, turning us against each other. Consuming us and thriving off us causing havoc

    we are ****ed..but it bleeds so it can be killed...might have to give shaving my balls a miss today, looks like **** going down

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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG has to produce evidence of his time machine, as he claimed he saw Ox break into the Saints team when he held his Southampton season ticket, even though Ox was about 8 at the time.

    A photoshopped pic of the DeLorean from Back to the Future can't be accepted as evidence :tongue:
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Sounds legit Cuz, so be it.

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  12. Crikey!

    The usual suspects have been busy tugging one another off on a thread that I wasn't even aware I was being maligned on!

    You ladies still banging on about something that happened over a decade ago?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's because you went missing :)
     
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  14. "Not posting for a short period" isn't necessarily the same thing as "going missing," Pix.

    Tonight, for example, I will be rehearsing with my band from around 7pm to 10:30pm, then going for a beer with the boys, not getting home until around 1pm. You'll probably see that I'll post around that time, perhaps to as late as 3am, depending on what kind of **** is going down.

    Will that count as "going missing?"
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Will you and the band be on the beak going for it?

    Rock and Roll <laugh>
     
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  16. What's "on the beak?"
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Lemo

    Charlie

    Bolivian marching powder

    Come on HIAG you're meant to be a rock god ffs <laugh>
     
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  18. Ah, gotcha!

    We're all too old for that.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I suppose it must have just been a coincidence that you had a 'short break', right after you got rinsed by the Southampton lads <rofl>
     
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  20. You have got into a very bad habit of seeing "rinsings" in every comment, Pix.

    Not every divergence of opinion is a rinsing, mate.
     
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