Rival watch

United to be taken to extra time and penalties next Thursday.

Millwall...2 pyscho kids in school come from wall families so if they lose God knows what tomorrow will bring

 

Should be an interesting game..dont think it will be as easy as people seem to be thinking for United.

Celta Vigo have beaten Barca at home and knocked Real out of the Copa Del Ray this season.

 

Big game on BT Sport at the moment.
Dagenham & Redbridge against Forest Green Conference Play-off Semi-Final. Massive.

 

That's on BT1. United are on BT2.

 

Shocking miss by Wass. Really easy chance. Has to hit the target, at least.

 

This semi-final is not quite the classic of Ajax v Lyon. That's being kind. United should be strolling it but can't finish and are making hard work of it.

 

Good hit by Rashford, but that's crap goalkeeping. Why do they keep doing that this season?

 

God alone knows. It's Goalkeeping 101 isn't it?

Pogba is properly awful. Lingard not much better. M'Khitaryan anonymous. Lots of money to be spent this summer.

 

My grandad walked back 400 miles from Poland after the war in less time than it took Rashford to leave the pitch just then.

 

...yeah, should've watched this instead

 

I'm really colour blind and that melts my brain. I couldn't stand to look at it for more than a couple of seconds.

 

The mirror are reporting the Chav fans have started a petition to get a stand in the new Stanford Bog Stadium named after John Terry. Does anyone think that they will be allowed to name part of their new ground 'the Racist Cnut stand'.

 

No history and no class.

If they're looking for someone to name a stand after, I would suggest Paul Cannoville.........The 'We Racially Abused Our Own Player For Being Black Stand' has a certain ring to it, no?

 

If they rename the entire place the "John Terry" stadium, then haven't they
by default implicitly renamed all parts of the ground as the latter ??

 

Given the club's abysmal record of youth development, surely the Allan McGrath stand is more fitting? That should serve as further warning to any youngsters thinking of joining their academy.

 

Good thinking, thats names for two of their stands, 'the racist **** stand' and 'the nonce stand'. You could also have 'the chopper stand', after their one time captain Ron Chopper Harris, not Mathew Harding's favourite form of transport and of course they could remember one of their former owners with the MisterBates Stand. All very fitting for a club with the class of Chelsea.

 

or they could go 'full' Terry rememberance and include the whole family:
maybe......
The Score Daddy Stand & The Kleptomaniac Stand
would be a nice touch!!

 

They could run run out to Ian Dury's Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll, which remind's me isn't it about time the Spammers adopted Dury's Plaistow Patricia to make their entre.

 

Chelsea striker Diego Costa is close to signing a £650,000-a-week deal with Chinese Super League club Tianjin Quanjian, which would make the 28-year-old Spain international the world's highest-paid player.

So, no suggestion that the PL's alleged 'top striker' in prime age is a complete feckin' mercenary with no real interest in completing his career playing in the highest echelons of the game. Give him a couple of years and he'll probably apply for Chinese citizenship!!! TWAT!!!!

 

City fined £300,000 and banned from signing academy players for two years (second year suspended for three years) for breach of rules in contacting players' families whilst those players were contracted to other clubs.