How long will this planet last?

Another in the "How long" series

Stephen Hawking: We must leave Earth within 100 years

How long ago was it when we arrived and where from?

 

Ah arrived 20 minutes ago from the office.

Yer welcum.

 

ER could have told us all about it, he was in his late 20s when life started on earth.

Shame he's dead now

 

Good ol' ER, he were a lad. Was found deid face doon in a pot noodle.

 

It's 2 and a half minutes to Midnight

 

This will do. Only 10 light years away

NASA Discovers A Nearby Planetary System That Looks Just Like Ours

 

Time for @Der Kaiser to drop some truth bombs.

 

I'm no going

 

reasonably long

 

Pffft, the ****s keep rattling on about global warming and it's no happened yet in Scotland. Bring it on, I say.

 

Nae **** asked ye.

 

^^^^ Was most definitely not invited

 

Interesting facts about Earth

In ancient Gaelic the word Earth translates as tarnished scrota

It is impossible to cast a shadow in Swindon

There have been 246,098 people called Otto since records began

If everyone on the planet rode a unicycle at the same time, Andy Bell from Erasure would simply disappear

The first ever time capsule released in space contained just five items: a bottle of water; a crucifix; a microchip; a light bulb; and a signed copy of Ian Botham’s autobiography, Head On

 

This is fake news ^^^^

 

This is not...1-5

 

All that pish about finding other planets to live on and terraforming is utter bollox. Makes good sci-fi fillums but in reality it is preposterous. I vote remain.

 

Pricks

 

Be sure to read "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" before leaving. It'll tell ye everything ye need to know.

 

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