.. wouldn't be fair ... I'm already an expert marksman where they are concerned ... but then again, I don't have a love interest (or two) with them like you ... Someone buy Skyrimmer some Jizz Wipes ...
Thought I'd save @PISKIE the trouble of posting his latest surfing expedition... please log in to view this image He might not be up to it just yet http://news.sky.com/story/surfer-matthew-bryce-rescued-after-more-than-30-hours-in-water-10860075
I saw that earlier Very lucky guy. And good job he had a wetsuit on and managed to stay with his board, otherwise he'd be a gonna by now. 13 ****ing miles offshore. He must have thought his time was up.
And spent the night out there in the dark on his board. Did you see those motherfcking waves in the Irish sea?!! Fck that!
It's mental. He did well not to give up, because some people would have lost hope after that amount of time. There was a big Atlantic swell running over the last few days too, so conditions were pretty rough. **** knows how he managed to end up 13 miles off the coast though. I've had a couple of moments getting washed down the coast on big days trying to make it in at beaches and had to scramble over rocks and climb my way to safety. But this is nuts, can only think he got caught in a current and dragged out to sea. In other news, not such a happy ending. A woman was mauled by what was probably a Great White at a beach I was surfing in 2015, Churches near San Onofre. She survived but is in a critical condition. When I surfed there, I asked the locals about sharks and they were like 'Oh yeah, sometime we see fins, but they usually stay out beyond those rocks over there.....'
Yeah, scary as ****. The boy done good to keep himself from giving up. He must have thought he was going to die out there.
