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General election

  1. Conservative

    28 vote(s)
    57.1%
  2. Labour

    16 vote(s)
    32.7%
  3. Libdem

    2 vote(s)
    4.1%
  4. Other

    3 vote(s)
    6.1%
  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    A .410 shotgun will do the job just fine mate. <ok>
     
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  2. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    And she wants to be home secretary. <doh>
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd settle for a running volley to her beak with steel toecap rigger boots on.

    Or let Tiger Woods do her round the canister with his favourite club.

    I feel a thread topic brewing here <laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    On a totally unrelated matter, is there anything louder in this world than £3.57 in change dropping out of your jeans pocket onto the floor whilst your wife is sleeping?
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    £3.58?
     
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    Only do notes or plastic. I have a friend who does a canny line in carpets as well.
     
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  8. Mackem-Tiz

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    This snap election is the ideal thing for decent minded Labour voters like your self mate. Cos it will surely force a change in direction and clear the decks?? That Macdonnell (spell check) is another numpty! Corbyn and Abbott are a joke...they'll all be gone soon though!
     
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    He must be a big fat bastard to get a carpet in his jeans pocket<laugh>
     
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    thats a house up there
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hilarious, despite the fact that the average price of a house in my local area pisses all over ****-tip Sheringham. <ok>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  14. chaosuk

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    As an ex miner I would never vote for the tory scum
     
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    24hr party people 18301184_1332651400165276_6875174002970420273_n dddd.jpg
     
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  16. Gil T Azell

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    Her bosses wouldnt let her. They knew before she f*cked up on the Andrew Marr show she is purely a spokesperson and not a leader. Wouldnt surprise me after Brexit the pigf*cker Cameron takes control again.
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Who once brought out in their manifesto that socks should be sold in 3s so when you loss one, as we all have, you still had a pair. F*cking fantastic.
     
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  18. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    There is absolutely NO substance whatsoever in any of their manifesto's. Just a bunch of lying b*stards just looking to line their own pockets.

    Get the Poles in thats what I say. They will work for about an eighth of the wage and wont need all the hangers on.
     
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    If you have a sack with 50 red socks and 50 blue socks how many do you have to pick out before you are guaranteed a pair the same colour?
     
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  20. Mackem-Tiz

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    Haha love this! Would problies bounce off her face tho <laugh>
     
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