The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

It's ok Aki, your like a little brother.

You wanted to sing, I fancied having a dance.

That's all.

 

Nah mate I wanted a laugh and you delivered, cheers

 

Did you find it hilarious? Did you think you have pulled a right hum dinger of a wum?

 

Not really, yet it's still like I've got you on a bit of string.

 

Is that what you tell yourself?

To everyone else it looks like you have been hanging around Skiddy too much and when you get your arse handed swiftly back to you, you claim to have been fishing.

Mate that's on page1 of the Wumming manual...catch up...I've got you backtracking whilst brewing a cuppa and watching Peppa Pig with the young 'un.

 

Oh dear. Count to ten next time.

I'd have thought Quentin would be too old for Peppa Pig.

 

Go on, Paw Patrols is on, go and watch that, mummy will have tea on in a bit for you

 

My daughter and niece watch that.

No job too big, no pup too small!!

 

**** me! That's harsh, Bruv!

True, though. I cannot fault you on that score.

 

I'm at work mate, super slow day though.

Surely you are too? Or are you a full time armchair man?

 

You clearly watch it too Bod!

 

Paw patrol... to the lookout!!

 

The only thing you have on a bit of string is your bell-end, Akky old bean.

"Look, Mummy! I can make my little soldier stand to attention, Mummy! Ah-ten-shon! See, Mummy!"

 

It's all that is on all ****ing day in my house.
Been spending more and more time on the PC with headphones on, playing Mass Effect: Andromeda.
Paw Patrol and Shimmer and Shine.

Two Genies in a bottle, up in the starry Sky, Shimmer and Shine
Ohhhh Uhhhh Ohhhh Shimmer and shine

 

Other than 'Mass Effect' that's total gibberish to me, thanks

 

I wish it were to me too!!

I tell ya, kids today have such gash TV shows!!!
Our cartoons in the 80's kicked ass!
They dont ever have **** like this anymore......

Listen to that kick arse soundtrack as well!! Pure 80's awesomeness.

 

Mass Ee Fect.

Hm.

I hope that there is no plagiarism going on with Bambi's new app?

Mass Tur Bate.

 

Tuesday is a day off..Daddy day

 

Is that what Quentin calls you? Blimey, spare us the details.