Nice City, or used to be. I had a mate who lived at Saffron Walden, which is just down the road, so been there a few times.
It's a nice place for a day out. You can have a punt on the river Cam, and wander around most of the college gardens and chapels, so long as you are quiet. But I've read recently that they may start closing them to the public, because some visitors have been taking the piss. Apparently parties of Japanese tourists have been wandering into study halls and even students bedrooms taking photos and whatever
...or bent him over and banged his ring-piece for a brutal four or five minutes, before unloading a record-winning cum-load. That's something he knows plenty about, too.
My college name is on the degree. I am not going to identify either the college or my name, so you can save your breath. The clock is ticking on your apology. Only six-and-a-half hours left.
That used to happen in my day. Mine is one of the ancient colleges, and it took the decision a long time ago to close its doors on tourists from around the beginning of May. I think there may even be a permanent closure to the general public, these days. That's the way it ought to be. If you weren't bright enough to get in there, you can **** right off, as far as I am concerned.
How the **** did you get in then mate? There was no internet back then for you to download half a dozen A Level certificates. Don't tell me you passed actual exams and stuff? How did you blag the interview? Send someone else?
A quick google images search shows that you are bullshitting again. Even the two certificates posted on here have different signatures. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image I guess it was just a coincidence that the one you posted seemed to match with the first one like it that pops up on Google images
What can I say, Archie? I've always been naturally brilliant. I pick most things up with ease. Some blokes are good at carrying hods and bricks or putting on uniforms and following orders; I've got a superb intellect. It's just the way the cookie crumbles, mate.
That's convenient, because the name of 'your' college is also missing from your certificate. You should have added it in when tried to change the one you downloaded from google
