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Top 20....Eh???

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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    According to a poll of 5,000 world travellers. This is a list of the twenty best looking nations. These travellers have obviously never been to the Western Isles.

    TOP 20 BEST LOOKING NATIONS
    1. America
    2. Brazil
    3. Italy
    4. Australia
    5. Sweden
    6. England
    7. Spain
    8. India
    9. France
    10. Canada
    11. Mexico
    12. Portugal
    13. Wales
    14. Russia
    15. Japan
    16. Ireland
    17. Argentina
    18. Netherlands
    19. Scotland
    20. Germany
     
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  2. ScotlandFanMuir

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    Scotland, the birthplace of Susan Boyle, Gordon Brown and Magic Laudrup are 19th <yikes>
     
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  3. VenomPD

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    Beaten by Wales.......again.
     
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  4. need to go to brazil. u'd be nursin stauners aw day
     
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  5. Castleger

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    Surely for best looking country, it has to be Italy

    It ****in looks like a thigh high leather boot, the dirty ****s<ok>
     
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    America <laugh>

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    Gazzasnotmad is still wanting me to go with him. Trying to get my offshore dates sorted so that I can go but I'm struggling to get that and T in the Park off. Might have to knock Rio on the head.
     
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  8. Castleger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> <ok>
     
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    England Number 6!!!

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  10. Castleger

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    the wee guys socks are ****in howlin<yikes>

    Oh ****in hell, look at that fat **** anaw!!
     
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    Canada too. I'm no having that. Check the **** in the Canadian Tuxedo out.

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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    **** <ok> I know what you look like ya spiky wee ****. Check my avatar for how good I look <ok>
     
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    <laugh> You said you look like Alan Davies.....so therefore a mop-headed ****.
     
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  14. Castleger

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    Wi a lisssp and an arse full of Stehen Fry boabby<laugh>
     
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    I'll be honest Castleger before I had a shave and got my hair cut last week a couple of folk said I looked like Paddy McCourt so I should probably just keep quiet on this one.
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's my brother that says I look like Alan Davies <ok> My hairs better than that ****s. Look a bit Russell Brand-ish today, minus the makeup
     
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    So you still look like a **** then?
     
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  18. Castleger

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    all you needed to complete the look was a ****load of Big Issues to sell and a wee scabby dug<laugh>

    I have often been mistaken for Mr Alastair McCoist, so it could be worse I suppose<ok>
     
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  19. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Aye, pretty much venom <ok>

    Better than all the other ****s in here. Got someone who looks like Hans Moleman from the simpsons, a balding **** with a goatee, and a big lanky ginger to name but a few. I'm the face of geotechnical engineering here <laugh>
     
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    I told Ally McCoist to "**** Off" in Inverness. I was skiving school and him and McCauley were making that ****ey show of theirs, Coisty walked up to me with a microphone and went "Want to do an interview wee man?" I just said "**** Off" and walked away.
     
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