Thought it might be Tobes, mate. He's moved on to stage 2. He was walking to the pub. Not sure what comes next?..
I've run 2 marathons this morning. Gonna have a spot of lunch, couple of pints and then I might run another one this afternoon
I'm tempted to join you but I'm working. Tomorrow I'm busy fixing my space ship so might have to give it a miss this weekend. All the best though mate.
Cheers fella. You will still save me a seat for that trip to Pluto won't you ? I hear there's a good marathon to be had there.
Stage 3 is walking home from the pub, during which I'll cover twice the distance I did going there Stage 4 is back to the couch, as you can't over do it.
Sensible. Otherwise you could end your career like HIAG did when he snapped his hamstring which was in his Achilles.
Well we took off from Cape Canaveral and its all a bit dark up here as the lights in the outside loo have gone on the blink. We plan to stop off at a boozer on Mars but the guide book says it has no atmosphere.
It isn't bullshit, mate. If I appear to be delaying, it's only because I am baking a massive Humble Pie for Pixie.
My marathon career ended early to, in fact it ended before it began. As I figured out that if I needed to be somewhere that was 26 miles away, I'd ****ing drive.
