Over £300m worth of 'talent' out on the pitch but it would honestly be more entertaining if they just picked 22 random blokes from the stand to come down to the pitch for a kickabout.
You know this game is dire when there's far more entertainment in a match between two of the bottom five of the Russian Premier League... please log in to view this image
I am hoping with all this HMRC malarky, that Spurs may get a tax rebate on some of what we have paid to date for him.
Alternatively, we could discuss this remarkable bottle job by Konyaspor... http://www.flashscore.com/match/GzkAm2t9/#match-summary