Off Topic Marathon Running

Have done 4 half marathons thus far and targeting the full one next year.
Somewhere flat.

 

San Francisco is quite flat this time of year.

 

some days I struggle like **** to get out of bed and get out running due to hangovers, rain etc... but that's just excuses. The hardest step is the one out the door. After that you don't look back.

 

Was Thinking of LA in March. I've been there 6 times now and always seem to coincide with the marathon when I stay at Marina Del Rey. Looks a right buzz and it's early in the morning due to the heat.

 

Snoop says give your head a wobble.

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Nice. Good luck. Make sure you don't lose your medal.

 

So you guys gonna sponsor me then? Tobes has already put 100 down. Fair play to him.

 

Try power walking instead of running.

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Power running seems a bit gay tbh. Good luck tho Stan

 

Proof that Tyler ran the marathon and got a medal.

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It's definitely for old women. Don't know whether they have to be gay though.

 

Maybe I should **** this idea off and concentrate on fixing my submarine.

 

Get yourself a good pair of running shoes .. Adidas do a bespoke range for scousers - "Rozzerdashers" .... and a shellsuit... just in case the weather is a bit chilly ...

... so you'll just need the running shoes then

Finally - don't keep the Marathon in your shellsuit for any longer than you have to ... if the weather turns warm you'll end up looking like you've shat yourself (again)

 

Gay old women, a good enough reason to start I guess.

 

**** the marathon I'm running to Leicester to smash this **** in.

 

Especially if you're a fat lad and you can't pull a straight young woman.

 

Pics please!...

 

Another tip is that you can get serious chafing around the top lip from moustaches as a result of heavy breathing.

 

I get a feeling certain individuals aren't taking this thread very seriously?