Match Day Thread Crystal Palace v Spurs

You're not very good at this are you old man.

 

As good as you are, you old fart. Just not as boring and repetitive.

 

Or someone who can't spell.

 

Or even predictive text on an iPhone

 

Or just a shaky expat with the DT's.

 

Nope, I'd say the former. Sober up ffs.

 

I'd say you're trying too hard. It ain't working!...

 

Pissed again. Try sober, it's much more fun.

 

It must be as microscopic as your brain since i can't see or feel it. And anyway, your stench would have alerted me to your impending presence long before you dragged your knuckles to within a mile of my location

 

it took you that long to come up with that.

 

Oh look a Welsh joke.

 

I don't spend ny every waking hour on hear you unemployed moron

 

Really? Your Village gives you time off.

 

Wow! the Spuds spelling expertise showing there I see.

 

Educated bunch aren't they.

 

You are sooooo boring. I'm guessing you got the **** kicked out of you on a daily basis at school and now you're trying to get your own back on here by boring everyone to death.

 

Predictive text can be a bitch but not as much as a whiny grammar nazi

 

Don't slam the door on the way out sonny.

 

Angry... how do you feel about Graham Roberts saying Chelsea's away support was the best he ever experienced?