No fight

I judge carrier bags based on their people

 

That's weird cos down here it's the popcorn that's boss and the pic n mix which is ****e and tastes like everywhere else but costs about a grand.

Cheers for that last line as well Tel ya tosser

 

One mans random is anothers swash buckling pirate.

 

I think I've been posting on this board for too long as that somewhat made sense

 

Nobody mention buses.

Sshhhh.

 

This board would beat the chaser.











Probably with a badeball bat.

 

Let's play a game of guess what Billy's doing.

Sat in his duds ****ing into a steak pudding over a picture of Mama Fratelli in the bath.

 

Shortest game in history.

 

I think he is drilling a warmed up melon with Tess's face painted on it

 

****ing hell I misread that as 'Tees' for a second

 

I once put salt on a slug because I thought it'd be a quick and humane way to kill it.

Horrors unfolded before my eyes.

 

Dont be silly. Its10.40pm. He's out lighting the street candles.

 

Thats one of Gils birds. The slug queen.

 

Yep been there

Also remember coming across a pregnant woodlouse which then proceeded to 'give birth' in my hand. Was ****ing weird that.

 

What do you call baby woodlouse?



Dont say Alan

 

Woody?

 

Alan






I typed it.

 

Ian

 

Woody Alan.

****ing hell it's like the crankies on here.

 

Smith

With a dodgy leg.