Can we have the hourly countdown like on Sock Gate and the ticking clock? You must try and build the atmosphere last time was hilarious. Ps. I voted Yes. Don't thank me PPs. When the vote is unanimously Yes will you apologise for being a bullshitter?
HERE WE GO, LADS! Watch the excuses and recriminations rain in, thick and fast, as we get near to D-Day!
Do you even understand what the **** is going on, Skiddy? Stop trying to have a **** with your elbow, mate! Please! The whole point of this poll is for the lads to vote on whether or not I should post proof of my San Fran 2004 marathon medal, which has arisen due to Pixie's unrelenting scoffing and denial. There is no "winning" or "losing" merely a vote for whether or not to post the proof. When the proof is posted, Pixie will have been proven wrong, and he will have to offer a full and unreserved apology. You know what he's like. He'll wriggle like **** to get out of doing that - he's already started! By the way, only the lads can vote in this poll, so your vote will automatically be discounted. Sorry.
So this is an elaborate wum attempt to drag out the fact that you're going to own Piskie then mate? I'd have skipped the foreplay personally and gone straight for the tea towel holder.
That is stating it a little too simply, Tobias. Pixie has, effectively, wummed himself. I have merely let more line out on the reel than I normally would, to keep him submerged longer. What you have witnessed is a slow, yet inevitable, period of my reeling him in. The poll is already suggesting that I should net and land him.
I fully understand Tyler or can I call you Tiny? The poll now stands at 88.9% in favour of you posting someone else's medal off the internet. As you've stated you will not give away your true identity online (nobody would believe you anyway) so its impossible for you to substantiate it one way or another so this whole facade of yours is typically Tiny. What the poll should have asked is A) Do you believe what I say on the forum or B) Am I a bullshitting welch uber bell-end.
You really can pop your tongue out of Pixie's arse this time, Skiddy. You are not involved in any part of this. You know where the door is.
Pixie has voted YES! How sad is that! To be fair, I have also voted YES, but that is merely to demonstrate my confidence. Unbelievable!
Am I pissing on your shoes Tiny? Its what I do with Wums. This won't end well for you and I predict another calling for site bans and other sanctions when it dawns on you that you've been found out as Billy Liar.
Am I pissing on your shoes Tiny? Its what I do with Wums. This won't end well for you and I predict another calling for site bans and other sanctions when it dawns on you that you've been found out as Billy Liar.
Funny that you actually believe that. I've simply posted a link to the marathon results, and let out enough rope for you to hang yourself with. The ensuing attention seeking meltdown, you brought all on yourself mate
