(Spoken in an annoying Big Brother house voice) : Day 8 : HIAG is sitting on his arse in the bedroom playing Guitar Hero on the playstation. It's been eight days since his marathon medal bottle job and he's hoping the rest of his housemates will forget about it, so that he can sweep it under the carpet. Unfortunately for HIAG, on the previous days in the house, he made an arse of himself and his housemates are expecting more of the same. Although they do not expect to see the medal that he's been promising for the last 8 days.
How long does it take to get a medal out of a box in your own house like? Maybe he keeps it in the same box he stored his Cambridge degree certificate?
To be fair, Roofie, Pixie has been ploughing a lonely furrow for quite a while, with his "Keep Wenger In At All Costs" attitude. A lot of Gooners have either deserted his board, or been banned from it, for attempting to get Pixie to see sense. They failed, and so will you, Roofie. I decided, a very long time ago, not to attempt to engage Pixie in sensible footy discussion. The Spurs board took that attitude, too, and our mods banned his sorry ass from our board. Instead, I distract him with the brightly-coloured tales of my life (both real and fantasy), as that seems to excite him, and it prevents him going the same deranged route that Skiddy took. I'm not saying that there is any hope for Pixie - trust me, there are times when I thought I had lost him - but I am saying that you do not have to feel bad that he is the way he is, Roofie. Feed him some bullshit, get him chasing his tail for a few weeks, then feed him some more. It keeps him busy, and it keeps him happy, mate.
I wish you could see my garage, Tobias! It's a double garage that my missus has filled with 10 years' of household ****. You can barely get the bikes in there, let alone a car! Anything more than 6 or 7 years old is burying in there somewhere, under piles and piles of junk. Sorting through it takes hours. I'm usually a busy man. Do you really think I want to spend time looking for something I already know exists just to prove a point to an OCD-stricken Gooner on an anonymous online sports chat-room?
That's plausible mate. However, if they were my medals I'd have not stuffed them in with all the old **** in the garage. It's Bank Holiday this weekend btw.....
I didn't, mate - that's the point. My missus is a nightmare! Example: I have an office at home, that I like to work from, occasionally, less so than I used to, and I am continually begging her not to touch anything. She's a hygiene-freak and cannot help herself clearing away stuff that she thinks looks a mess. To the casual eye, my office usually looks a mess, but it's an ordered mess, ordered by me, and I know where everything is and where it should be for whatever project it is that I am working on. On more occasions than I care to mention, my missus has cleared everything up into "tidy" piles, and completely ****ed up any chance I had of getting anything done! Times that by several years of tidying up our house, and - viola! - you have my garage.
HIAG keeps his university certificates in a deposit box like I do ?? Sound lad indeed. Although if your bank is HSBC you now have that box at home as the f***kers have withdrawn that service.
Day 8 : 11;34am HIAG is in the dairy room He's ranting at Big Brother about how much Piskie has wound him up over marathon-gate. Big Brother reminds HIAG that he does not give a **** and that it is a folly of his own making. HIAG is demanding that Big Brother phones the Old Bill.
So now it's buried in your garage and you can't be bothered to look for it. Despite telling us that your missus had found it and that you were going to post a pic of it over the weekend just gone. Keep em coming Tyler
Big Brother would like to remind HIAG that he has already told his housemates, that his missus has found the medal and that he would be posting a photo of it along with irrefutable proof 5 days ago. Big brother would also like to remind HIAG that he has failed the challenge and that his housemates will now be justified in calling him a big bottling fanny bullshitter.
That's not the way we roll in the HIAG household, Tobias. For one thing, I like the idea of keeping my scrotum and its contents attached to my body.
Oh, dear! Desperado-boy is back! I have found the medal that particularly interests you, Pix. Unfortunately for you.
